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1. 99% of the time we are there to get lucky
2. Offering a girl drinks only because we have an agenda
3. If you think girls who are lonely are easy targets, think again
Sometimes it’s even easier to approach girls in a group
4. The moment when you had a great time with this girl but you forgot to take her phone number
You’ll probably never see her again.
5. You wonder where the ballers get their money and if you would ever be like them one day
6. Persistence is not necessarily key
Sometimes it’s good to know when to retreat back.
7. That moment when she’s hot from a far, but she’s actually far from hot
8. The combination of alcohol and club lights can be very deceiving.
But it’ll help you out with point number 7 because it’ll make anyone look 10 times hotter.
9. When alcohol is only split among the guys
The next day we’ll be like:
10. That cheapskate friend that didn’t pay because he said he’s not going to drink, but ends up drinking more than you
11. That feeling when you paid for a girl but she went off with another dude
12. When you thought a girl likes you but she likes every other guys in the club too
13. Looking at all the try-hards trying to get attention from the girls on the dance floor, ESPECIALLY the ones on stage
14. Being the birthday boy only means you’re getting smashed tonight
15. Thinking that a not-good-looking guy with a hot chick only means he’s loaded
16. Goes for a girl, gets rejected but tells your friends that she’s “not your type” instead
17. When your jam comes on
How you think you dance:
vs
How you really dance:
18. At the end of the night, what really matters is laughing at your drunk friends before taking them safely home
