1. Freeeeedom!
It’s absolutely great. There’s no one to answer to. It’s just me, myself and I baby!
2. But sometimes it does get a little lonely
Being the third wheel is still okay. But when you’re home alone in your bedroom, you kinda wish you have someone to call your own.
3. Then agin, there’s plenty of other things I can love
Being alone isn’t sad. You don’t have to think for anyone else but yourself. Live life! and enjoy pizza!
4. When your crush complains about being single
5. When your crush has a relationship with someone other than you
6. When your crush introduces you to his/her new partner
Don’t lie. You know that’s how you look like.
7. Family gatherings get pretty annoying
When relatives won’t stop asking about your relationship, it’s pretty tiring. They even try to set you up with someone they think ‘suits’ you. I can handle myself thank you very much!
Unless they’re hot of course. Then please do!
8. Meeting someone hot and single
Mm hmm, you know what I’m talking about. They are instantly your next target!
9. When confessing to someone you like
You know this is how it’s really like in your head.
10. You give love advice like a love guru
Funny thing is, even though you’re single, you still have friends coming to you for love advice. You don’t mind though, because you are great at it.
11. You need to be proactive when making plans with your friends
12. When your friends tell you about their relationship problems
you don’t see what the whole problem is. Especially when the spark of their fight is a small matter.
13. You thank God you’re not in a relationship anymore
Relationship drama here, another one there. A fight over where to eat? These things make you realize how awesome it is being single, and you thank the Lord you aren’t in that cycle anymore.
14. As for those people who ask why you’re still single
No seriously. It’s none of your business.