This Ridiculous Checklist Rates How Good of a Girlfriend You Are, Netizens Amused

We live in a modern world where judging a woman solely based on her looks is a big no-no, as it shows how shallow a person is. Judging someone itself is not good by the way. 

So, a rather creative and highly-imaginative netizen came up with this ‘groundbreaking’ checklist to gauge the value of a girlfriend, and it has been circulating on Facebook while blowing netizens’ minds away.

The simple checklist is based on a point system where points are awarded and deducted based on the physical and inner beauty of a lady, as reported by Moretify.

Obviously the checklist was created purely for fun so don’t take it too seriously guys. Having said that, the criteria listed out are somewhat still ridiculous. Let the game begin, shall we?

First, you start off with 1,000 points as bonus in hand. The first criteria is your height. Oh nu…

• If you’re taller than 168cm, +100 points for every subsequent centimetre. (E.g. if your height is 170cm, you’ll get 200 points!) 
• If you’re shorter than 160cm however, -100 points for every centimetre below the mark.

Other characteristics include:

• Dimples: +100 points
• Long hair: +150 points
• Shortsightedness over 300 degrees: -100 points for every subsequent 100 degrees. Hello, you looking for a girlfriend or a pilot? 
• Double eyelids: +100 points
• Single eyelid: +50 points

If you have single on one side and double on the other, then probably your score is the average of those two points. 

Here are some other descriptions in that checklist in case you ladies are curious where you stand in this system. Remember, it’s just for fun yeah.

• Knows how to dance, swim or sing: +100 for each skill
• Body weight is over 55kg: -100 for every subsequent 5kg
• Bodyweight is below 45kg: – 100 for every 5kg below the mark
• Bra cup size (A and B): -100
• Bra cup size (C and D): +100

• Never been in a relationship before: +100
• You’re the first person she kissed: +300, otherwise -200
• She gave you her ‘first time’: +500, otherwise -400
• You’re her first love: +300
• 22 years old above: -100 for every subsequent years (How to stop ageing ah?)
• Has some kind of illness: -100 for each illness
• Doesn’t drink nor play mahjong: +100 for each
• Excellent academic results: +200
• Stays with you through thick and thin: +200
• Respectful towards the elders: +200
• Loves smoking or drinking: -200 for each habit
• Likes cursing: -300 points

• Loves dyeing her hair: -100
• Has pet(s): +100
• Enjoys gardening: +50 (only meh?)
• Loves kids: +100
• Knows how to cook: +300
• Polite or mature: +100 for each personality
• Immature, stubborn and hot-tempered: -200
• Tells you that she misses you: +100
• Gives you freedom in life: +100
• Asks you to fund her shopping: -200
• Very financially independent: +200
• Loves to give you presents or DIY stuff: +100
• Cares about your work or studies: +200
• Zero experience in doing laundry and house chores: -200
• Shouts at you in public: -200
• Always talks about breaking up: -100
• Quarrels with you over small matters: -200
• Loves to call you or manja with you: +100 for each
• Only listens to you: +200
• Would cry for you: +100
• Would make you cry: -100
• Always sour face when being with you: -200
• Asks you to skip class to teman her: -200
• Says you’re ugly: -200 🙁
• Avoids physical contact with male friends: +200
• Fails/failed in exams: -100 points for each subject
• Flirts with other guys: -200
• Cares about your wallet: +100

Done tabulating your points? Here’s what your total score says about your relationship:

• 1800 below: You guys are not suitable for each other 🙁
• 2000 to 2800: You guys are doing alright 🙂
• 2800 to 3500: You guys are awesome together! 😀
• 3500 and above: Just marry her already! XD

Hmm… now I’m just wondering if there’s such a checklist to rate a boyfriend too. Any ladies out there free to compile a list? 

Editor’s note: We absolutely do not condone objectifying women nor specify a certain beauty standard, this article is for pure fun.

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