14 Things Only Malaysians Who Party Will Understand

1. Friends who fong fei kei you one by one as it gets closer to party time

You know, the same friends who seem so ‘onz’ to party and would say ‘bojio’ if you didn’t invite them.

2. You had friends calling you an alcoholic before

3. Arriving to the party 30 minutes to an hour later than the specified time

… because of Malaysian timing and you’ll be there just right when the party starts!

I now grace you with my presence

4. When you’re drowning in a kazillion things to do but still say yes to going out

#lifepriorities

5. When your friends ask you which kind of drink you want

6. The moment when the bouncer demands for your IC even though you’re way over the age limit

I know it’s a compliment but gawdamn man! Just let me in! #thatswhathesaid

7. That incredible moment the DJ plays your jam

8. When you’re ready to bust some moves at the dance floor but your friends are still too sober

Can you guys drink any faster? #potongstim

9. Wiggling in the dance floor

Because you can hardly even do a decent dance move in the super cramped dance floors.

Seriously, we need bigger dance floors in Malaysia.

10. Creeps trying to get in your pants when all you wanna do is dance

I’m not layan-ing you not because I’m shy, it’s called “not interested”. So seriously, back off.

11. When you keep telling yourself not to spend so much but your bill ends up like…

Guys especially!

12. When your friends bojio you to the dance floor and leave you to take care of the drinks

Alcohol’s my only friend now.

13. Your reaction when a friend wants to leave before 3am

14. When you wanna be responsible and not drive drunk but taxi fares after midnight will kill you!

I mean seriously, why do we have to be punished for being responsible??? Luckily, now we no longer have to be though.

Now every party goer can use Grab, the lowest-costing ride in town for your awesome night outs!

Grab has the lowest rates in the Klang Valley especially when you book a ride during weekends (all day) or non-rush hour weekdays (all hours except 6am-10am and 5pm-8pm)!

Plus, they charge at a flat rate ok! Heck, I use Grab to get to work and for party nights, and let me tell you, it’s wayyyy cheaper. The best part is, NO MIDNIGHT CHARGE and senseless parking fees to worry about!

Don’t believe me? Download their app here and check it out for yourself!

Party to your heart’s desire without worrying how to get home. Party hard, but party safe. So, book Grab.