Man Gets 7-Inch Bottle Stuck Up His Rectum After He Tried ‘Scratching His Ass’ With It

See, we don’t make it a habit to judge people for the kind of things they like to do behind the doors of their own bedrooms. Whatever you’re into, as long as it’s between two consenting adults, that’s your business. But when you have to go see a doctor about it, that’s fair game for a good laugh, as this report from The Sun goes to show!

A man purportedly tried to ‘scratch his buttocks’ with a seven-inch bottle, and you guessed it, wound up ‘sliding the bottle into his rectum and getting it stuck’. Yep, right, he was ‘scratching his buttocks’ with the bottle.

Source: the sun

Source: the sun

The incident, which happened in China, became public when a certain Mr Wen rushed to Dongguan Hospital in southern China’s Guangdong Province on 1st November 2019, when he found it difficult to walk with the two-inch-wide bottle stuck in his rectum.

Apparently, he explained to the medical staff that he was ‘trying to scratch an itch’ located at his buttocks with the bottle, when the seven-inch long, two-inch wide bottle suddenly ‘slipped into his body’.

After being examined, it was determined that Mr Wen would need surgery to remove the bottle from inside his rectum. And an x-ray proved that yes, the item that was lodged inside his ass was very much indeed a bottle. The bottle was successfully removed from his rectum after surgery, and he is reported to be in stable condition.

Source: the sun

Source: the sun

By the way, the bottle was used to store a traditional Chinese mosquito repellent. Just in case you were curious.

While the story may be pretty laughable, we have to warn against inserting any foreign objects into your body, because they really can have some devastating consequences if not removed! 

Also read: 22yo Man Inserted a Pair of Tweezers Into His Penis & It Has Been in There For 4 YEARS