Chinese Man Sues Escort Agency After Failing to Sleep with Megan Fox and Angelababy

They say money can’t buy everything, and a Chinese businessman recently learned that the hard way after forking out $3.74 million AUD (RM11 million) to an escort agency that promised him “sexual services” with Megan Fox, Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel and Angelababy.

The businessman named Xu Yu filed a lawsuit against an Australian escort agency for making false claims (lol). Xu also claimed that he had generously agreed to pay the three women for their transportation and accommodation, yet none turned up at their supposed rendezvous point, according to cankaoxiaoxi.com.

Reports quoting information from Australian authorities said that a one-time Indian actor Diljit “Dion” Singh Uppal, who was acquitted of murdering his father more than a decade ago, owns the parent company of the Sydney escort agency.

Oh, you naive little man you.

There is no suggestion that Megan, Angelababy or Candice are escorts. But Fox did appear in the movie “The Dictator”, where she hooked up with Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen) for a Rolex and a few diamonds in return.

Besides, he clearly does not keep with the news, as Candice is…well….

Well if he’s dumping cash on things he thought were true, I’d like to propose that I’ve got an elite escort company with Kim Kardashian and Scarlett Johansson in my portfolio too. Maybe he’s interested?