Man Wakes Up to Find 10 Dildos Superglued to His Back, Now He Looks Like a Dildosaurus

Everybody has that one prankster friend. The friend who will find you sleeping and decide that you’re perfectly vulnerable to an elaborate prank. They’re the ones who will tape your head to the table, give you a sharpie moustache, start stacking stuff on your head and the list goes on. Yeah, you know that friend. If you don’t, it’s probably you.

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In this latest prank, a series of videos have gone viral on Instagram stories posted by user ‘Ni Do Badoque Oficial’, who is the mastermind behind the prank on his friend Abdias Melo.

The video starts by showing some men in a sex shop, buying a whole pile of brightly-coloured dildos and an ominous tube of superglue.

The footage then cuts to their friend, a man named Abdias, fast asleep in bed wearing just a pair of shorts. They carefully apply the glue to the bases of the fluorescent sex toys before gently attaching them to their Abdias’ naked back. With surgical precision, they firmly cement all 10 dildos on their poor friend. After letting the glue dry, the friends decide to wake him up with some cymbals.

The victim was understandably surprised and a little distressed, to put it mildly. Check out his reaction below;

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Abdias gets up and glances in the mirror, looking like the world’s most ridiculous porcupine. He starts yelling and hopping about, trying to shake them off. The colourful rubber penises flop about in reply as his friends laugh hysterically.

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After desperately trying and failing to get them off through various means, including washing them off in the shower to getting his friends to yank them off his back, Abdias finally concedes and is forced to go to the nearest hospital.

The victim is then forced to walk into the hospital, covering himself in a large sheet to prevent people from seeing his unfortunate situation.

As Abdias lies on the treatment bed, his friend memorialses the moment in an Instagram post:

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MINHA GENTE, VEJAM A VINGANÇA QUE EU FIZ COM @abdiasmelooficial KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK VEJAM OS STORYS!! Vídeo completo está nos destaques com o nome de ( pirocossauro )

A post shared by Rei Das Trollagens (@nidobadoqueoficial) on Feb 1, 2019 at 4:36am PST

You can really see the friendship in that shot. 

Thankfully for Abdias, the doctor managed to remove the superglued penises from his back and he leaves with only red patches on his back and some bruising on his dignity.

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The videos have been viewed over 100,000 times and are the latest in the prank war between the two men. Both their Instagram accounts are devoted to documenting the absurd tricks the duo play on each other.

You can watch the video here:

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We’d tell our readers not to try this at home, but we’re pretty sure some of you are already ordering the dildos online. If your wildly irresponsible prankster friends have seen this, maybe try not to sleep anywhere near them for a few days.

You can follow Ni Do Badoque Oficial on Instagram here for more laughs.

I guess that’s what true friends are for? What’s the craziest prank you’ve ever seen? Share with us in the comments! 

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