It seems like Jamal Yunos is at it again. Previously, this politician had gone berserk when he protested against the water cut dressed ONLY in towels.
This time, he placed TWELVE beds right in front of the gates to the Selangor State Government’s head office, The Malaysian Times reported.
His latest protest is against the amount of massage parlours around Selangor. Apparently, there are thousands of these shops available and he believes that these licenses are too easily approved.
Aside from those dozen beds that he brought, he also brought an ice cream motorcycle, some banners, and wore a t-shirt with rather questionable words written on all of them.
The words were ‘DAP’ and ‘Rumah Urut Selangor Ku’ (Massage Parlours Is My Selangor). But according to him, the ‘DAP’ does not stand for any political party’s name.
He told the press,
“I am not referring ‘DAP’ to the DAP political party. It means if you go to the massage parlour, you will ‘dapat aiskrim percuma’ (get free ice cream).”
“Do not misunderstand my meaning.”
In the most sarcastic way, Jamal even stated that it wasn’t the fault of the Selangor Chief Minister, Azmin Ali. Apparently, Jamal believed that Azmin was ‘too tired’ to work and so he left the license approval to all the local authorities to handle.
“The current problem is this, the licenses were issued by the local authorities and received approval from the Selangor government.”
“However, the local authorities do not regulate the activities that take place in these massage parlours.”
For some unknown reason, Jamal even went as far as to put on a show of how a massage takes place. He had a woman massage a man dressed in red.
“Perhaps the Chief Minister of Selangor need to go into the field. Perhaps he does not know he is being lied to by his own council members.”
“Sometimes the Chief Minister sits in the office only, he doesn’t know (what is going on). He has gone in and out of the drains, he is tired and doesn’t know what is going on in Selangor.”
Wow dude, you might want to tone down your sarcasm before shit hits the fan.
Jamal claimed that there are about 4,000 outlets all over Selangor.
“I will pass this issue to the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Committee (MACC). Let them investigate how it is so easy to get these massage parlour licenses in Selangor.”
This guy then gave out the ice cream for free but he said he might start charging soon as a way to mock Selangor for implementing a 20 cents charge for plastic bags.
“Today I am giving out free ice cream. Tomorrow onwards I will charge 20 cents per ice cream. Just like how the state government is charging 20 cents for plastic bags.”
Whatever it is, this man is a real joker. Not bad having him brightening your day right?
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