Irrational Fears Come True: Python Bites Thai Man in the Testicles While He Was on the Toilet!

Thai netizen, ธณัท ตั้งเทวานนท์, took to his Facebook page to share how the nightmare came true for him, as a snake had slithered up the toilet and bitten him in the testicles while he was doing his business.

He wrote, “The incident happened yesterday (August 19) at around 10am. I had woken up to go to the bathroom to do my business as usual. Before sitting on the toilet, I usually flush it to check and prevent foreign objects. That day was the same. I flushed the toilet as usual and sat down.”

“After sitting for a while, I felt something bite my testicles, which was very painful.”

While people would panic in such situations, he ultimately decided that he wanted his testicles to be freed by the snake as quickly as possible.

“So, I reached in. Yes, I grabbed the snake’s neck while its fangs were biting my testicles. I quickly got up and tried to pull it out (from the toilet). At that moment, I didn’t feel pain but I was more in shock. My hand squeezed the snake’s neck tightly to pull it out of the toilet,” he said.

Though, no matter how hard he pulled, the snake appeared to be stuck in the toilet.

Seeing no other solution, he then grabbed a nearby toilet brush and started hitting the snake to death.

“I hit it until it stopped biting and slowly pulled it out. It became a pile on my bathroom floor. I quickly went down to call the security guard to throw it away, and called my friend who lives next door to take me to a hospital,”

“Now, I’m safe. Don’t worry about my “eggs”, they’re fine. Luckily it was a non-venomous python,” he explained, adding that he now has a wound on his testicles from the snake’s bite and from pulling at the snake.

Well, it’s certainly going to take us a while before we feel safe and comfortable to use the toilet again.

You can check out a video from his post here: 

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