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The feeling of satisfaction is indescribable. You just have to feel it yourself because no amount of explanation can make you understand that delightful wondrous feeling.
And believe it or not, it’s the little things in life that give us the maximum amount of satisfaction. So here’s some glorious very Malaysian moments that would leave us super satisfied!
1. When you’re immediately next after pressing the queue number machine at a bank/post office/government office
*satu-kosong-dua-empat, kaunter dua
The moment when the robotic voice calls out the exact 4 numbers printed on your ticket feels as almost like you just kena Toto!
2. That moment when you pump petrol and manage to stop the digits at a beautiful number
For example, getting an exact RM50.00 when you’re filling petrol by credit card, or you managing to hit exactly 30.00 litres.
3. When you answer a question your teacher asked that no one else knew the answer to
I knew my life’s experience or watching TV all day will pay off one day!
4. When someone tried to talk bad about you in another language, but you fully understood them anyway
Hello, Malaysians are either bilingual or trilingual. So you better think twice before running your mouth.
The shock in their faces when you catch them is always priceless!
5. When you reach home after a long day and take a deep sniff from your “chou chou”/Bantal Busuk for comfort
Admit it, you had that one pillow/bolster/blanket/soft toy that you’ve kept since you were child until now and it is full of that “unique” scent you just can’t find anywhere else. Don’t even think about throwing it away!
Yes, I still have mine. And I’m not ashamed to admit it!
6. Eating that HOLY piece of meat that you’ve saved for the last
Let’s be honest. We’ve all done that!
You isolate the juiciest piece of meat with the crispiest skin at the corner of the plate so that you don’t accidentally eat it. Saving the best for last what!
7. When the traffic lights are green all the way so you don’t have to brake
That feeling is a celebration in itself man!
It’s as if the stars aligned or something!
8. When you find a parking and NO KANCIL IS IN THERE!
Parking in Malaysia is a HUGE pain. The Kancil, Kelisa and the other tiny cars don’t make it any better either – they are the biggest trolls for parking spots in Malaysia!
So one can only imagine the satisfaction of securing a parking spot. It is indescribable.
9. That very first sip of a cold beverage after a hot/long day!
First sip lah, correct right?
After a tiring day, it’s our Malaysian nature to chill. Be it at a bar, restaurant or bistro, sipping on a cold pint of beer or on a carbonated soft drink. It’s all the same!
But one of the most satisfying ways to unwind is by flushing the perfect cold brew down your throat. Hardworking Malaysians (like you and me ;)) know how great it feels to drink that very first sip of deliciously brewed Connor’s Stout Porter. Just look at the creamy foam!
Their drinks are so satisfying that they even have a ‘satisfaction guaranteed’ experience – the Connor’s challenge!
Connor’s challenge promises satisfaction guaranteed or your money back – a truly satisfying and unpretentious experience!
From 17 to 30 April 2017, just walk into any participating outlets to enjoy Connor’s Stout Porter to indulge in the Happy Hour All Night Long promotion. And if you are not satisfied with your pint of Connor’s Stout Porter, there is a money back guarantee on your first full pint or half pint of Connor’s Stout Porter. How awesome is that?
Connor’s Stout Porter calls upon consumers to take the ‘Connor’s Challenge’. Catch their roving Connor’s brand ambassadors, take a selfie and nominate your friends on social media to participate in this challenge and snag yourself a limited-edition t-shirt immediately. Done it, love it!
So guys, even if all is lost, you don’t have to worry about being let down anymore, because Connor’s Stout Porter is a brew that is Just Made Right, which consistently offers satisfaction in every sip from every pint.
If you’re unfamiliar with Connor’s Stout Porter… Quite simply put, it is inspired by the original British Stout Porter recipe from the 1700’s, when Connor’s Stout Porter was carefully concocted to deliver its crisp texture, creamy head and gentle roasty undertones with a unique balance that’s not too rich or too bitter. It’s a brew that made for good times and enjoyed with friends!
So sit back, relax and chill out with some satisfying drinks!
Check out Connor’s Facebook page here for more information about the Connor’s challenge!
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